The other evening dresses (shown in 8 Days) also nothing extraordinary leh... think her other dresses in previous events nicer.

Ya and I thought the professionals can do a better slapstick video of the biscuit story ...the very-difficult-to-watch video using scenes from the Condor Heroes kinda goes to show what kind of "standard" we have at MediaCorp man. Please. And you cant blame me from being glued to Gossip Girl, the Mentalist, Chuck etc... No wonder I have friends who swore that they dont watch Channel 8 and 5 dramas.

3. Well-wishes from the guests. When interviewed, celebrity aesthetic doctor Georgia Lee hoped that the couple would "look young forever". Freaky.

And sms from pple all over Singapore who the couple dont even know. Weird la.

4. Patricia Mok's performance as bridesmaid during the traditional Chinese wedding door games was disappointing. We had high hopes for the ah lian comedienne, and expected nothing short of a solid tekan (torture) session for the groom and his mates. In the end, all Chris had to do were lame forfeits like wolfing down roti prata - apparently his favourite snack. Whose side was she really on?

Ya lor I thought the groom got away easy...sweating coz it is hot mah..Singapore weather in that SUIT. And seriously, his brothers, some of whom are calefares acting as the baddie, rapist etc are so irritating to watch. And one of Fann's jiemei is Hello Kitty Dawn Yeoh? SERIOUSLY?? Fann so gd fren with her ar. Both like to act cute maybe?

5. The groom finally gets to his bride, and remarks that he had to 'sweat like crazy' in the process. Fann's comments? A terse 'I was getting really cold waiting for you'. We hope she's not getting cold feet after getting a whiff of Chris's man perfume.

See comment above. Also, the hen's night/party is SO LAME and unmemorable. STEVEN LIM? Her friends must really hate her alot.

6. Handing out photo-personalised luggage tags as doorgifts for their rich and famous guests was a cute idea, albeit not a very smart one. Unless of course, you want to tell the whole world "I'm a celebrity, get my bag outta here" the next time you travel.

7. We're sure ex-Mediacorp artiste Jacelyn Tay has staved off her bankruptcy woes to become a millionaire businesswoman. We're not so sure why then did she have to disguise herself in androgynous clothes. Obviously, it didn't work.

She mentioned that she cut her hair short and no dresses seemed to fit her new hairstyle dats why. So celebs also got bad haircuts huh...or rather ex-celeb. She didnt go to David Ah-Bu Gan meh. He must be too busy with Fann. Oops. And if you know you are going to a wedding where all yr ex-colleagues are going to be there and the MEDIA and whole world will be watching...why you go cut yr hair short. How old already still dont know that women shouldnt cut their hair short unless they REALLY look gd in short hair?

8. More celebs spotted. This time it's Xiang Yun, or to be more precise, her crazy-perm hairdo that screamed 'Ah Soh'. If this is the veteran actress's method of clamouring for more auntie roles, she definitely gets my vote.

Yah another one dont understand...want to look gd at a celebrity wedding but in the end looks bad.

9. I can understand if you secretly wept while watching Fann's touching 'biscuit pledge' to Chris, but bosom buddy David Gan bursting into tears during the traditional yam seng toast, that I don't get.

David Ah-Bu Gan thought he gave birth to Fann and Chris. Oh please.

10. And finally the biggest question of all: Where in the world was fellow Caldecott Ah Jie Zoe Tay on the night?

There can only be one queen that night and she has to be FANN. Hence.