Was at Jurong Point yesterday after work with my family. Went to buy some Taiwan xiao chi snacks at one of the stalls there. Was waiting for my chicken when this really ah beng guy behind the counter asked me...

Guy: "xiao jie...you mei you ren gen ni shuo..ni hao xiang ri ben ren?" (did anyone tell you that you look like a japanese?)
Me: ??????????????? "errrrrrrrrr..........mei you" (dont have)
Guy: "heng xiang leh...hao xiang ri ben wa wa" (looks like japanese doll)

Me thinking to myself:----

haiya..want to pick me up is it...say so lar! ar bished...sorry I am married and have a daughter liao.....not FRESH meat...please...dont give me crappy pick up lines!! japanese doll??? u mean look like those who appear in YOUR porno magazine is it??!!!!!!! GIVE ME MY CHICKEN AND SHUT UP!!

and the conversation ended there with me awkwardly waiting for my chicken which he took AGES to prepare so that he can steal glances at me...hey......I prob should be pleased that pple STILL wanna pick me up..but whats there to be proud of? not as if he is JAY CHOU.