If you have a copy of this week's 8 Days, you would probably have read the list of Top 50 things that annoy us. I personally agree and like most of them, like Celebs who always say that they eat alot and never grow fat, people who act bambi (like what are you, five?) etc. (Go get a copy.)

Hubby and I had a good laugh over them and with that, there are some things that I would like to add to that list, some of which actually applies only to women. They are:

1) Perverted uncles who purposely "accidentally" brush their arms past you touching your breasts. Harlow UNCLE! You think we dont know is it, YOU THINK WE STUPID AR. Assholes.

2) Stupid and ugly people who think that they are very clever. At least if you are good-looking, maybe we can give you some leeway. But noooooooooo, you are not.

3) China people who talk very loudly in the bus/canteen/restuarants with their high-pitched accented shrieking voices thinking that they are the only human beings on the planet. And then dirtying the place.

4) Inconsiderate HDB flat neighbours who put their plants, old cupboards and bicycles all over the corrider eating into your space. You think you live in landed property ar...got space to put so many things? No right? Then buy so many things for what??!!

5) Insurance agents who cant get the hint that we dont want to buy their policies. If we want, we will look for you lah.

6) People who start talking with weird accents when they meet Ang Mohs. Why should we conform to Ang Mohs and talk in their accent? Why cant they talk in Singlish so that we can bloody hell understand them.

7) Rude secretaries who think that they are Empress Dowagers.

8) People who dont watch where they are walking, causing you to move abruptly aside on the path. Eh...you blind ar?

9) Drivers who dont signal when cutting lanes. Idiots, you think you own the road?

10) Drivers who die die dont want to give way when they see that you are signalling to move into their lane and then when you are almost there, they suddenly speed up causing you to swerve back to your own lane. Karna sai.

11) People who stare at you up and down in the lifts like harlow, you think that we dont look at you means we dont know you are staring at us meh?? Stare what stare, poke your eyes ar!

12) Ah bengs who like to "zhu zhu" you when they drive or walk past. ZHU WHAT ZHU, ZHU YOUR HEAD AR. WE ARE NOT DOGS HOR. Dimwits.

13) Bangladash male workers who like to hold hands or hug each other in the public. PUHLEESE..GET A ROOM.

14) People who stand up in a crowded bus when their stop is nearing but is not here yet. And you have to struggle to balance yourself as you make way for them. Like cant they wait until the bus has stopped to walk to the door? Scared that the bus driver uncle will close the door on you is it?

15) People who show off their bras or panties, thongs, G-strings on purpose. Eh you think that EVERYONE wants to see meh? No lor!

16) Blogged about this before, people who are fat or male and wear skinny jeans. See earlier blog entry.

17) People who keep flicking their hair here and there or whose hair is all over their face. Eh you think you filming a shampoo hair advert har?

18) Aunties or just women, who wear sleeveless tops and who dont shave their armpits. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE............please.

19) Men who have long hairy armpits or are flabby and then wear sleeveless tops. Also eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....please.

20) People who add their own commentaries to their friends when watching movies in the theatre. Shuddup la!!!

and finally,

21) People who are actually not fat but think that they are and then keep complaining about it. Sounds familiar? Yah, I am one of them. I cant help it. I hate myself.